“No shit that’s what beards do bitch!”
Audra in response to overhearing a girl tell the bartender that his beard has gotten longer.
Stephen Colbert interviews Maurice Sendak.
This is the greatest interview in the history of “The Colbert Report.” (Go to our actual tumblog if you have trouble watching on the dashboard.)
This is a must watch.
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Rules to live by.
Good lord. The Todd Glass WTF interview is beautiful and heartbreaking. This is a perspective on coming out that nobody gives these days, and it should be required listening for every person in America. Get on board.
Marc Maron is a great interviewer and I love Todd Glass so I laughed a lot plenty during this podcast but it’s also touching and fascinating. Highly recommended.
(Source: daveholmes)
Don’t tell me my business devil woman.
Joanna: You look cold.
Me:I know I think I have freezer burn.
Joanna: Oh no! Wait, that’s not a thing humans get.
Me: What’s the thing that humans get?
Joanna: Frost bite.
Me: Fine then, same thing.
Joanna: You should’ve put yourself in a better ziplock bag.
I want this.
(via conanofallon)
“I usually always tell people to go fuck themselves, now? One hundred percent!”
Me in a dream I had a few nights ago.
Oh my god I love the Harry Potter books on tape.
First there’s Jim Dale’s incredibly soothing voice/British accent in general. Second there’s his skill at doing the voices of all the dozens of characters. Never fails to put me to sleep.
And whatever I don’t care if I’m a dork Ralph!!!
